NAME:
Dan
ALIAS: Danimal the Ultimate Male
FUNCTION: Co-creator, producer, animator, writer, director
VOICES: Blindside, other voices
MILITARY EXPERIENCE: Has seen An Officer and a Gentleman
twice
OTHER: The driving force behind Commando Pete,
Dan is also well known for his insatiable appetite for beer and unstoppable
charm with the ladies. Or maybe it's the other way around.
Either way, the show has been almost entirely created and nurtured by Dan.
This is a somewhat new endeavor for Dan, as he normally remains reculsive
and up until only recently was thought to be nothing but a myth and has
certainly never collaborated with people in person on anything before because
his vast superiority to everyone makes it difficult to work with others.
That and he's really just a big jerk.
NAME:
Justin
FUNCTION: Writer, producer
VOICES: Chief Chief, other voices
MILITARY EXPERIENCE: Known to sing "Good Ship Lollipop"
on command
OTHER: Justin (pictured here with a "friend" who prefers to remain
anonymous) used to love to write short stories as a child.
He would wow his fifth grade class with his tales of bewonderment. Though he
stopped writing at that time, he still had the bug in him. When asked to write
for Commando Pete, he saw it as an opportunity to return to his passion.
Unfortunately he still writes at a fifth-grade level. He does possess,
however, the unique ability to come up with ideas from seemingly nowhere and
almost impossibly bad spelling and grammar.
NAME:
Neil
FUNCTION: Co-creator
VOICES: We're not sure
MILITARY EXPERIENCE: Founder of The Tapeworm Militia
OTHER: An off-the-cuff comment made by Neil inspired the
entire Commando Pete empire, though it was never meant as anything
more than a simple joke. Go figure.
