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CODE NAME:  CHAKKA Queen REAL NAME:  Unknown SPECIALTY:  Leader of CHAKKA A ruthless and violent leader of the rogue CHAKKA terrorist organization.  Speaks in bizarre and virtually indecipherable coded language.  A good strategist, but severe paranoia prevents normal and rational thought at times.

CODE NAME:  MR. NASTYBAD REAL NAME:  Unknown SPECIALTY:  Weapons Development Brilliant mercenary on the side of CHAKKA for now.  Swift, efficient, cold hearted, and calculating make Nastybad a threat to Commando Pete and the world.  He designs and implements almost all of their weaponry and strategy.  A bad case of dysentery has developed into Irritable Bowel Syndrome, leaving Nastybad helpless in the field.

CODE NAME:  CAPTAIN CLOVERLEAF REAL NAME:  Paddy O' Furniture SPECIALTY:  Troop Leader The brutal head of CHAKKA's ground forces.  A cunning killer with no compunctions for wanton slaughter and decimation.

CODE NAME:  INSTEP REAL NAME:  Unknown SPECIALTY:  Ninja Mysterious fighting figure who appears and disappears without warning and strikes with deadly speed and almost mediocre accuracy.

CODE NAME:  SALAMANDER REAL NAME:  Unknown SPECIALTY:  Disguise and Infiltration A semi-master of disguise who uses his use of deceptive outward appearances to gain access to unauthorized areas unobserved.

CODE NAME:  HOTHEAD REAL NAME:  Wally Highstrung SPECIALTY:  Pyrotechnics Enraged at the drop of a hat, Hothead lives up to his name both in attitude and skill.  His skill with a blowtorch or flame thrower help the CHAKKA team drive back the Petes or destroy random targets for fun.

CODE NAME:  CHAKKA SOLDIER REAL NAME:  Irrelevant SPECIALTY:  Infantry One of the many faceless and nameless troops in the CHAKKA army.  Highly trained and mercilessly conditioned to follow only the orders of the CHAKKA Queen whatever the personal cost may be.

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